uss-edsall:

anybody-have-a-gps:

uss-edsall:

uss-edsall:

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

My Fellow Americans,

We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

6goldensaints:

sexisbetterthancake:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

lesbian2-d:

pamelaislee:

nam-joo:

pamelaislee:

thesmallestonewasme:

pamelaislee:

vamplre:

pamelaislee:

Lily from Hannah Montana was clearly a lesbian and her being straightwashed was one of the greatest acts of lesbophobia I’ve ever witnessed

sam from icarly????

a moment of silence for another iconic lesbian that was tragically straightwashed

coincidence that these girls were the same character archetype as maya hart? i think not.

we have stumbled upon a conspiracy it seems

jade from victorious

Miranda Sanchez from Lizzie McGuire

Kelsie from high school musical…

Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place

Characters like this contributed to the comp het I felt so bad because I saw myself in them and they’d hate boys at first and then eventually fall in love with them and I thought that’s what would happen to me. So yeah it’s a problem and all the straight people in the notes can shut up thanks

chelsea from that so raven is a vegetarian and stout animal rights activist and by god she deserves to be mentioned

cuarentay3:

mr darcy: literally insults elizabeth’s entire family while proposing

elizabeth: you are the last man in the world whom i could ever be prevailed upon to marry

mr darcy:

candiikismet:

westafricanbaby:

chickenfarmersan:

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

Omg I’m dying

batneko:

raisel-the-riveter:

so I’ve been meaning to put this on tumblr and keep forgetting but, in the campaign I’m running my sister is playing an orc fighter, and one of the options you can pick for a fighter’s signature weapon is that it “glows in the presence of [fill in the blank].”

I was like, “oh, that’s funny because it’s a reference to that sword in The Hobbit that glows in the presence of orcs. Your weapon probably doesn’t glow in the presence of orcs.”

to which she responded, “FUCK YEAH it does.”

So now we have in the party an orc fighter with a club that glows in the presence of orcs. Or, as far as the character is concerned, a club that glows. It’s been in her family for generations since some ancestor won it in a battle, and it’s just always glowed. She has a sack to put it in when she’s trying to be stealthy.

#orcs in LotR don’t know that Sting doesn’t glow#that is crazy#they think elves and hobbits just carry glowing swords#for the Aesthetic#and if you know enough elves that probably makes sense to you!#sparkly drama queens would probably make their hair glow if they could

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

chaosophia218:

William N. Jennings - Vintage Photographs of Lightnings, c.1885.

gayrados:

theaustinstollhaus:

chefpyro:

wish pokemon was real so i could move to the country and farm mareep in peace

They’re called… sheep…

can your sheep do THIS [gets electrocuted]

thirst:

x

humorstar:

friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

pardonmelobotomy:

please can we make chris fleming more popular all of u gay kids who are obsessed with john mulaney need to watch his videos

dorianage:

i love that in fallout games there are articles of clothing that lower your charisma like yeah you can wear this but everyone will hate you a little bit

davidfosterflawless:

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

side-salt-thats-salty:

ava’s horns 

plastic-tulips:

possible career choices:

• holy roman emperor
• the village witch